Sitzpisser

Apple (Yeah, Buzzword this Weekend!) is most definitely not following the oh-so sacred Google-Rule "Don't be evil!" (Just remember, and Google obviously remembers this too: Rules are there to be broken), but still i am merely dragged in by their stuff such as the iPod (no, i don't own one), MacBooks (don't even ask!) and such.

This was happening to me with the iPhone when it was first announced. I managed to get it out of my head, but i read about the first campers in front of the Apple-Stores because of the iPhone-Release so i visited apple.com and watched the "Guided Tour"-Video about this precious little thing (well, we'll re-discuss that after the first week of distribution and a lot of remote exploits later).

To spoil this precious hymn on Apple and it's products ('bout time ...):

DON'T LET MISTER SLIME PERSONALLY PRESENT YOUR PRODUCT ON THE INTERNET! ... unless you want to see the company stock skydive of course.

Seriously now: the guy that is presenting the iPhone on this Video is annoying in his looks, gestures, voice, generally his complete behavior and appearance. I hope they didn't aired that because if so they will be struggling to break even the 50.000-sales-Mark this Weekend.

Unlike other People out there i think the name of the Compiz-Beryl-Merge is not that bad, but what do i know? I even like HaSpa as an Acronym.